Chelsea Handler’s Christmas wishes

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - OCTOBER 27: TV personality/comedian Chelsea Handler speaks onstage during amfAR's Inspiration Gala Los Angeles at Milk Studios on October 27, 2016 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for amfAR)

Chelsea Handler visited lesbian comic Fortune Feimster in her new Christmas sketch, and it’s side split tingly funny. Feimster stars as Santa Claus and invites Handler onto her lap to hear her Christmas wish list. The Feistier nails the creepy santa roll, with the sexually inappropriate comments and as Handler takes her place next to Ms. Claus, Feimster pulls Handlers leg onto her lap.

“Something feels very funny in your pocket,” Handler says. “Oh it’s just a candy cane,” Ms Claus quips. “I’m kidding, it’s my dick.” She goes on to hold mistletoe above Handler, who flat out rejects Ms. Claus.
Handler asks for a long list of gifts in the sketch, but our favourite by far has to be Mike Pence having a gay son. She also asks for a Nutribullet, a third season of “Bloodline” and “Planned Parenthood for snakes”.

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